What I learned from American Idol...

Here's what I'm sure of after watching last night.

1. I'm tired of the "bad singers"...
2. A grown man in a cloak is Never a good thing.
3. Anyone who can rhyme "stalk her" and "Caulk her" is a musical genius and should be listened to! (and possibly put under surveillance by local law enforcement.)
   

...remember to say "thank you" when someone says you are a "sexyface".

Seacrest out.