How did you get here?

One of my first questions I ask people at actionchurch is "how did you hear about us?" I just took a look a my search engine stats and here is some of my favorite ways people got "here"...

Search for:

• "strippers for Jesus"- not sure what they were lookin' for but they found this:" (link)
• "religious protest Kid Rock"- I'm not sure if they were for religious people protesting Kid rock or not...they found this: (link)
• "top ten reasons promiscuous sex is fun"- I'm pretty sure they were disappointed when they linked to this post: (link)
• "my current church is too big"- I'm really sure whoever entered this search hated this post: (link)
• "bash me in the head with a shovel"- Not sure if they were looking for someone to perform the "bashing" or just wanted more info...they linked to this (link)

However you "got here"... enjoy!