Not gonna happen...

When we fire up Sunday's service with an "opening act" playing rock band...they will NOT be playing this new "Christian knock-off product" (Link) I sincerely wish this was a joke...but I think it is real. I'm waiting to order 'til they have the hymn version that comes with the optional "praise piano"... Or, the "gospel back up singer" version with the optional "praise tambourine"! aaaarrrrhghgh...make it stop!